Monday, September 1, 2008

Top Ten Euphemisms for Death...

10. Kicked the chum bucket.
9. Bought the tobacco farm.
8. Gone to visit Yankee Stadium.
7. Riding the Dickie Dee bike to the sky.
6. Finally free of that *&#! Marineland song.
5. Called up by the Jays.
4. He can't has cheezburger.
3. Charming 'em like Harper.
2. Flying Zoom.
1. He chose Palin.

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